Before we can name the server closet after you, our legal team needs to review the implications. Our legal team consists of one intern named Kevin who is 'pretty sure' he knows what a contract is.

Legal Team Assessment

  • Legal team size: 1 (Kevin)
  • Kevin's qualifications: watched Suits once
  • Kevin's confidence level: moderate
  • Contract drafted: on a napkin
  • Napkin condition: has a coffee stain

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