Kevin has approved the server closet naming AND your data deletion request! Unfortunately, Kevin doesn't actually have the authority to approve anything. His access badge doesn't even work. He's been propping the door open with a soup can.

Kevin Status

  • Authority level: none
  • Badge status: deactivated
  • Door propping method: Campbell's Chunky can
  • Soup can flavor: ironically, chicken sausage gumbo
  • Kevin's morale: still high somehow

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