Escalation to Actual Authority (Step 26 of 47)
We've escalated your request to someone with actual authority. That person is on sabbatical. Their backup is on maternity leave. Their backup's backup quit last week. We've circled back to Kevin.
Authority Chain
- Person 1: sabbatical
- Person 2: maternity leave
- Person 3: quit
- Person 4: Kevin again
- Kevin's new title: Acting Interim Temporary Deputy Associate Manager
- Kevin's raise: $0 (but he got a new stapler)