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The VP of Sponges is currently attending SpongeConf 2026 in Las Vegas. Their out-of-office auto-reply says they'll be back 'when the vibes are right.' We've redirected your request to the Assistant to the Regional Manager of Data Deletion.

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• Original recipient: VP of Sponges
• Redirected to: Assistant to the Regional Manager
• Reason: SpongeConf 2026
• Conference theme: 'Soak It In'
• VP's hotel: The Venetian (ironic, given the water theme)

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