Search party denied due to budget cuts. Our entire data deletion department now operates on a budget of $14.50 and a Subway gift card with an unknown balance. We're doing our best.

Current Budget Breakdown

  • Sponges: $3.00
  • Printer ink (for manual scrubbing): $8.50
  • Carrier pigeon feed: $2.00
  • Subway gift card: $??? (probably $1.00)
  • Dave's salary: paid in soup
  • Your deletion request: priceless (but also $0)

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