Sponge Budget Exceeded (Step 8 of 47)
We regret to inform you that our sponge budget for this fiscal quarter has been exceeded. We've submitted a request to management for additional sponge funding. In the meantime, we're exploring alternative scrubbing methods.
Alternative Methods Under Consideration
- Steel wool (rejected - too aggressive)
- Pressure washer (rejected - too wet)
- Asking nicely (pending approval)
- Dave's laptop (still unreachable)
- Just deleting the files normally (rejected - too simple)