We regret to inform you that our sponge budget for this fiscal quarter has been exceeded. We've submitted a request to management for additional sponge funding. In the meantime, we're exploring alternative scrubbing methods.

Alternative Methods Under Consideration

  • Steel wool (rejected - too aggressive)
  • Pressure washer (rejected - too wet)
  • Asking nicely (pending approval)
  • Dave's laptop (still unreachable)
  • Just deleting the files normally (rejected - too simple)

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