DON'T SELL MY DATA!!!!!
Now, I know what you're saying "Hey Ford, what do you mean this site collects my data?
This isn't mentioned in the Q&A page!" Well concerned site goer, you're right to question these things.
So before you click that mystical "Don't sell my data" button, you should know what data we are collecting
when you vist my Soup Board.
Your collected data
- Age
- Race
- Religon
- Employement Status
- Maritual Status
- Weight
- Height
- Blood Type
- Hair Color
- Eye Color
- IP Address
- Mac Address
- Big Mac Address
- Local Gas Price
- Operating System Type
- Current Moon Phase when you visted the page
- Current weather in the state of Iowa
- Whopper Address
- Favorite Car
- Favorite Color
- Favorite Movie
- Favorite Pokemon
- Least Favorite Pokemon
- Favorite Digimon
- Least Favorite Digimon
- Favorite Lord of the Ring Movie
- If you like Star Wars or Star Trek
- Hair Length
- Phone Number
- Home Address
- Shoe Size
- IQ
- High School IQ
- Number of Houseplants (alive and dead)
- Last Thing You Googled
- How Many Unread Emails You Have
- Whether Your Check Engine Light Is On
- Preferred Soup Temperature (Fahrenheit)
- Number of Times You've Rewatched The Office
- WiFi Password
- Your Mom's Maiden Name (for security purposes)
- Keyboard Layout (QWERTY or Wrong)
- Current Phone Battery Percentage
- Number of Tabs Open in Your Browser Right Now
- Whether You Put Milk or Cereal First
- Sleep Schedule (we know you're up at 3am)
- Last Song You Listened To
- How Many Streaming Services You Pay For But Don't Use
- Whether You Can Parallel Park
- Microwave Wattage
- Number of Junk Drawers in Your House
- Whether You've Ever Returned Something to Costco After Using It for a Year
- Taco Bell Order
- Number of Loyalty Cards on Your Keychain
- If You Actually Floss or Just Lie to Your Dentist
- How Long You Sit in Your Car After Parking
- Number of Pillows on Your Bed
- Whether You Say "GIF" or "JIF"
- Your Emotional Damage Score
- Number of Times You've Said "I Should Start Cooking More"
- Whether Your Smoke Detector Has Batteries
- Pizza Topping Alignment (Chaotic Evil = Pineapple)
- Current Status of Your New Year's Resolutions
- How Many Times You've Walked Into a Room and Forgot Why
- Fridge Cleanliness Rating
- Whether You Use Your Turn Signal
- How Many Times You've Hit Snooze Today
- Your Credit Score (estimated from soup preferences)
- Number of Passwords That Are Just Your Pet's Name Plus a Number
- Whether You Still Have Your Christmas Decorations Up
- How Many Tupperware Lids You're Missing
- Your Relationship With Your Neighbors (scale of 1-10)
- Number of "I'll Fix It Later" Things in Your House
- Whether You've Ever Pretended to Not See Someone at the Grocery Store
- Average Time Spent Deciding What to Watch on Netflix
- Number of Chargers You Own vs Number That Actually Work
- Whether You Read the Terms and Conditions (we already know the answer)
- How Many Expired Coupons Are in Your Wallet
- Your Zodiac Sign (for soup compatibility analysis)
- Number of Spiders Currently in Your House (estimated)
- Whether You've Ever Said "It's Not That Far" and Then Regretted It
- Last Time You Cleaned Behind Your Refrigerator
- How Many Pens in Your House Actually Work
- Your Opinion on Daylight Saving Time
- Number of Times You've Restarted Your Router This Month
- Whether You Actually Know What a Blockchain Is
- Chicken Nugget Dipping Sauce Preference
- How Many Subscription Free Trials You've Forgotten to Cancel
- Your Current Stance on the Oxford Comma
- Number of Times You've Said "We Have Food at Home"
- Whether You Push or Pull on Doors That Clearly Say the Other One
- Last Time You Vacuumed Under the Couch Cushions
- Your Feelings About Crocs (the shoes, not the animal)
Now, I know what you're saying again "Wait, you can't collect half that information from just this site!"
Well of course I can! Welcome to the the 21st century where we're using quantum computers and AI to get all of this.
So, if you really really wanna delete your data, just click the following link.